On Judgement Day,
when God sifts through my poems and says
actually only one of these counts as a poem
and the other ones are really what we would call
"mild expressions" or
"profane offenses that jeopardized the future of humanity"
you know what
I wont let it get me down guys
I will say well I guess I am just a one poem poet
and it's a good thing that poem
was a prayer
asking God to give everyone
5 million dollars and a pet guinea pig
and a magic coke machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!